{"id":25843,"date":"2020-03-17T07:56:11","date_gmt":"2020-03-17T12:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25843"},"modified":"2020-03-16T13:27:42","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T18:27:42","slug":"but-an-attractive-woman-in-yoga-pants-is-how-i-got-the-back-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/17\/but-an-attractive-woman-in-yoga-pants-is-how-i-got-the-back-pain\/","title":{"rendered":"But An Attractive Woman In Yoga Pants Is How I Got The Back Pain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An ad that appears often on sites that know how to thwart (or pay off) my ad blocker:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/yoga1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/yoga2.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t watched the video to see whether it is a yoga thing or not, but I am pretty sure that I&#8217;ll not look as eye-catching and clickable as the ladies in the ads if I do any kind of stretch you would find on the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>Time will tell, though, as I got my beautiful wife who favors yoga pants gift certificates to the local yoga shop for her birthday, and someday when the air is clear again, we shall use them.<\/p>\n<p>In the interim, though, I&#8217;ll be doing her bidding in the garden and getting the back pain that I&#8217;ll need to cure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An ad that appears often on sites that know how to thwart (or pay off) my ad blocker: I haven&#8217;t watched the video to see whether it is a yoga thing or not, but I am pretty sure that I&#8217;ll not look as eye-catching and clickable as the ladies in the ads if I do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25843"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25849,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25843\/revisions\/25849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}