{"id":25804,"date":"2020-03-10T13:58:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-10T18:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25804"},"modified":"2020-03-10T10:12:35","modified_gmt":"2020-03-10T15:12:35","slug":"not-my-kind-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/10\/not-my-kind-dear\/","title":{"rendered":"Not My Kind, Dear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess we can ascertain whom the models on the new Kohl&#8217;s flyer are expected to resemble.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/kohlsflyer.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t tend to shop at Kohl&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t want to look like faux royalty.<\/p>\n<p>I shop at Walmart so that I&#8217;m only out ten bucks when I inevitably ruin my clothing.<\/p>\n<p>Good on ya, gentle reader, if you have no idea what I&#8217;m talking about.  It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/news\/11132783\/meghan-markle-gives-kate-middleton-awkward-wave-as-they-meet-for-first-time-since-megxit-bombshell\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">these people<\/a>, who are of little consequence and really only represent limey hereditary Kardashiania.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess we can ascertain whom the models on the new Kohl&#8217;s flyer are expected to resemble. I don&#8217;t tend to shop at Kohl&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t want to look like faux royalty. I shop at Walmart so that I&#8217;m only out ten bucks when I inevitably ruin my clothing. Good on ya, gentle reader, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25804"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25811,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25804\/revisions\/25811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}