{"id":2574,"date":"2005-08-05T18:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2574"},"modified":"2018-02-11T19:05:09","modified_gmt":"2018-02-12T01:05:09","slug":"hey-i-can-see-the-shuttle-damage-from-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/05\/hey-i-can-see-the-shuttle-damage-from-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey, I Can See the Shuttle Damage From Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/reuters.myway.com\/article\/20050804\/2005-08-04T171414Z_01_N0475285_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-SPACE-SHUTTLE-DC.html\" target=\"_new\">Environmental damage seen from shuttle<\/a><\/p>\n<p>No word on whether the eagle-eyed spotters can see:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The peaceful intentions of the Iranian nuclear program.\n<li>The leaker of Valerie Plame&#8217;s identity.\n<li>The last member of an individual species or two getting extinctated.\n<li>Karl Rove performing an eldritch, unholy ceremony in Innsmouth to increase his power.\n<li>The dark shadow of American hegemony creeping across the middle east.\n<li>Grand Theft Auto actually <i>altering the brain waves<\/i> of another youth, inciting him to violence.\n<li>Another shark preparing to attack a tourist in Florida.\n<li>The National Hockey League discussing when to fire Gary Bettman.\n<li>Paula Abdul sitting on her sofa with two empty quart containers of H&#228;agen-Dazs Cherry Vanilla ice cream and a picture of Corey Clark, weeping, and occasionally shrieking, &#8220;Why did you do this to me, CC?&#8221;\n<li>Robert Novak, stomping around and saying, &#8220;Bullshit!&#8221;\n<li>A shark in Louisiana preparing to attack pit bull exiled from Denver.\n<li>A saddened-but-following-orders animal control officer in Denver gassing a family pet who couldn&#8217;t escape to Louisiana.\n<li>Thousands of world health officials scheming for more budget to combat their predicted avian flu pandemic while some unforeseen mutation of something else entirely is preparing to strike.\n<li>Thousands of people who don&#8217;t deserve credit cards filling out the forms proffered them by the credit card agencies who then complain about default rates and raise interest on people who actually pay their debts.<\/ul>\n<p>Because those astronauts&#8217; eyes are especially sharp, you know.<\/p>\n<p>(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway <a href=\"http:\/\/www.outsidethebeltway.com\/archives\/11549\" target=\"_new\">Traffic Jam<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Environmental damage seen from shuttle No word on whether the eagle-eyed spotters can see: The peaceful intentions of the Iranian nuclear program. The leaker of Valerie Plame&#8217;s identity. The last member of an individual species or two getting extinctated. Karl Rove performing an eldritch, unholy ceremony in Innsmouth to increase his power. The dark shadow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2574"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19460,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions\/19460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}