{"id":25583,"date":"2020-01-22T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-23T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25583"},"modified":"2020-01-22T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2020-01-23T01:03:00","slug":"when-its-458-degrees-outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/01\/22\/when-its-458-degrees-outside\/","title":{"rendered":"When It&#8217;s -458 Degrees Outside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Catastrophic cold comes to Britain!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/news\/10798671\/uk-weather-forecast-snow\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ICEBOX BRITAIN UK weather forecast \u2013 Snow to hit this weekend as temperatures plunge to bone-chilling 1C<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sweet Christmas, 1C is just a little above absolute zero, where all motion stops!  Britain will be devastated!<\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute, someone has just informed me that 1C is actually just above freezing.  1 <em>K[elvin]<\/em> on the other hand, is very cold indeed.<\/p>\n<p>You know, I read somewhere that Britain once was a globe-striding colossus and that its photographers <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/01\/14\/book-report-samuel-bourne-images-of-india-by-arthur-ollman-1983\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">once scaled the Himalayas practically barefoot for fun<\/a>, but I&#8217;m having trouble believing that when its newspapers hype up 1C temperatures.<\/p>\n<p>You know what we call 1C in Wisconsin?  <em>Late spring.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I went to pick up my boys from school today, and it was 1C and raining.  <em>And I didn&#8217;t put on a coat<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catastrophic cold comes to Britain! ICEBOX BRITAIN UK weather forecast \u2013 Snow to hit this weekend as temperatures plunge to bone-chilling 1C Sweet Christmas, 1C is just a little above absolute zero, where all motion stops! Britain will be devastated! Wait a minute, someone has just informed me that 1C is actually just above freezing. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25583"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25585,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25583\/revisions\/25585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}