{"id":2552,"date":"2005-07-29T18:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T18:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2552"},"modified":"2018-02-12T09:41:59","modified_gmt":"2018-02-12T15:41:59","slug":"when-you-outsource-pr-to-fourth-graders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/29\/when-you-outsource-pr-to-fourth-graders\/","title":{"rendered":"When You Outsource PR to Fourth Graders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You get statements like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/SHOWBIZ\/TV\/07\/29\/tv.simplelife.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_new\">this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In April, Hilton issued a terse statement saying it was &#8220;no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends. Nicole knows what she did, and that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m ever going to say about it.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How profound.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You get statements like this: In April, Hilton issued a terse statement saying it was &#8220;no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends. Nicole knows what she did, and that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m ever going to say about it.&#8221; How profound.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19480,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2552\/revisions\/19480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}