{"id":25227,"date":"2019-10-29T08:59:06","date_gmt":"2019-10-29T13:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25227"},"modified":"2019-10-29T08:59:06","modified_gmt":"2019-10-29T13:59:06","slug":"the-source-of-that-thing-daddy-always-says-ix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/10\/29\/the-source-of-that-thing-daddy-always-says-ix\/","title":{"rendered":"The Source of That Thing Daddy Always Says (IX)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the mornings, I have a couple (or six) cups of coffee.  But sometime in the mid-morning, I have decided I&#8217;ve had enough, and I switch to water.  I lay up a dozen or so liters of sparkling or mineral water per week, generally Mountain Valley but Perrier if I don&#8217;t get to the southeast corner of Springfield, where Lucky&#8217;s Market looks to be the only place stocking Mountain Valley these days.<\/p>\n<p>I have taken to calling the sparkling water <em>Fizzy Bubbly<\/em> with a mock Israeli accent.  Because that&#8217;s how Adam Sandler says it in <em>Don&#8217;t Mess With The Zohan<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Here, the woman who plays Sandler&#8217;s love interest offers him one.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7I7BG_MwLOs\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I know, I know, it&#8217;s dubbed in German, but you can hear it named.  Watch the clip now, because sometime soon the Copyright Patrols will recognize it as &#8220;protected&#8221; material even in German.<\/p>\n<p>I watched the film again earlier this year because my oldest son has been on a Sandler kick, and I wasn&#8217;t sure whether this film was appropriate for young people.  <\/p>\n<p>Spoiler alert: Oh, but no.<\/p>\n<p>But when my boys see it, sometime after they turn 21, they will recognize the source of my nickname for sparkling water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the mornings, I have a couple (or six) cups of coffee. But sometime in the mid-morning, I have decided I&#8217;ve had enough, and I switch to water. I lay up a dozen or so liters of sparkling or mineral water per week, generally Mountain Valley but Perrier if I don&#8217;t get to the southeast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddy-always-says","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25228,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25227\/revisions\/25228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}