{"id":25007,"date":"2019-09-03T08:17:16","date_gmt":"2019-09-03T13:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=25007"},"modified":"2019-09-02T14:25:49","modified_gmt":"2019-09-02T19:25:49","slug":"open-your-mind-to-me-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/09\/03\/open-your-mind-to-me-please\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Open Your Mind To Me, Please.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Bored Panda article is entitled <a href=\"https:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/funny-odd-second-hand-finds\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">45 Times People Couldn\u2019t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores<\/a>, and, I don&#8217;t know about you, but number 6 looks like it wants me to start the reactor and free Mars.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/freemars.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Come on, you know I&#8217;m referring to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pbj4Te_guxY\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Total Recall<\/em><\/a> (the <strike>original<\/strike> <b>real one<\/b>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bored Panda article is entitled 45 Times People Couldn\u2019t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, and, I don&#8217;t know about you, but number 6 looks like it wants me to start the reactor and free Mars. Come on, you know I&#8217;m referring to Total Recall (the original real one.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25007"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25010,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25007\/revisions\/25010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}