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As I mentioned in the book report for Who Built That?<\/a><\/em>, we were thinking of going to see Michelle Malkin speak. Last night, we did. <\/p>\n I spent the whole evening telling the various high-powered other attendees of the annual Vitae Foundation<\/a> event that my beautiful wife once modeled a clothing line with Ms. Malkin.<\/p>\n WHICH IS TRUE because they both appeared in the IMAO Peace Gallery<\/a> wearing Nuke the Moon shirts.<\/p>\n Were they wearing clothing for promotional purposes? Yes.<\/em> AKA modeling a clothing line<\/em> which only had one offering, so it was geometrically more of a clothing dot<\/em>.<\/p>\n As I’m relying on pictures of my beautiful wife as Rule 5 material here on the blog so much recently, I’ve started to wonder if I’m turning into an Instagram husband<\/a>. But in my defense, I had to remind myself that the previous picture<\/a> was from a local business magazine.<\/p>\n Yes, yes, the headline is misleading. Technically speaking, Sarah K. was the<\/em> IMAO T-Shirt Babe and won the grand prize, marriage to Frank J. So I guess she’s Sarah K.J. now.<\/p>\n And, yes, I could have said I<\/em> modeled a clothing line with Michelle Malkin as I was in the Peace Gallery, too, but, come on. That does not flatter my beautiful wife, with whom I dispute whether she was any higher than result #3 on the Google Image Search for legs back in the day. She says she was higher, but when my co-worker told me about it, she was #3. Unstated: Why my co-worker was searching Google image searches for legs. I would have mentioned that<\/em> fact about my wife at the Vitae event, but that might have mortified her.<\/p>\n Thank you, that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As I mentioned in the book report for Who Built That?, we were thinking of going to see Michelle Malkin speak. Last night, we did. I spent the whole evening telling the various high-powered other attendees of the annual Vitae Foundation event that my beautiful wife once modeled a clothing line with Ms. Malkin. WHICH […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24950"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24956,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24950\/revisions\/24956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}