{"id":2486,"date":"2005-07-11T20:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T20:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2486"},"modified":"2018-02-16T10:37:04","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T16:37:04","slug":"summer-of-the-pit-bull-xvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/summer-of-the-pit-bull-xvii\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer of the Pit Bull XVII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seen on the Web site of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apamo.org\" target=\"_new\">Animal Protection Association of Missouri<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/sopb.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jeracor.com\/bsgfx\/sopb.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Juda Patuta likes children, especially meaty ones.\"><br \/><i><font size=\"1\">Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Good with children, favorite toy is a blanket and<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Funny how that sentence <i>trails off<\/i>, as though the copy writer <i>couldn&#8217;t finish it<\/i>, ainna?<\/p>\n<p>Current standings, Summer 2005:<\/p>\n<p>Pit Bulls: <b>20<\/b><br \/>\nSharks:  <b>6<\/b><br \/>\nAlligators: <b>1<\/b><br \/>\nSea Lions: <b>1<\/b><\/p>\n<p>(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway <a href=\"http:\/\/www.outsidethebeltway.com\/archives\/11277\" target=\"_new\">Traffic Jam<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seen on the Web site of the Animal Protection Association of Missouri: Click for full size Good with children, favorite toy is a blanket and Funny how that sentence trails off, as though the copy writer couldn&#8217;t finish it, ainna? Current standings, Summer 2005: Pit Bulls: 20 Sharks: 6 Alligators: 1 Sea Lions: 1 (Submitted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19541,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2486\/revisions\/19541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}