{"id":24809,"date":"2019-07-16T11:18:51","date_gmt":"2019-07-16T16:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=24809"},"modified":"2019-07-16T11:18:51","modified_gmt":"2019-07-16T16:18:51","slug":"a-four-hundred-dollar-millimeter-of-plastic-averted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/07\/16\/a-four-hundred-dollar-millimeter-of-plastic-averted\/","title":{"rendered":"A Four Hundred Dollar Millimeter of Plastic Averted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A long time ago, the non-Lexus vehicle stopped unlocking when you put the key into the lock and turned.  Apparently, this is not a physical act but an electronic one, whereby a chip in the key tells the door to unlock.  So either the key chip or the sensor went on the blink, so I started carrying a fob (and feeling like a fop for pushing a button to unlock the car.<\/p>\n<p>Then, the little plastic loop that kept the fob on the key ring developed a crack and fell off the key ring.  I was able to fix the little crack with a little epoxy.<\/p>\n<p>Then, sometimes, the jump ring would part just enough so that the fob could fall off through the weakened, thinner repaired section.  I learned not to lock the doors with the switch on the door when leaving the vehicle after the fob fell off inside the car and I thought I&#8217;d locked it in the car (which does not open with the key, remember).<\/p>\n<p>However, at the end of last week, the fob&#8217;s repair epoxy came loose and seems to have taken more of the plastic with it.  Enough that I don&#8217;t know how well I could fix it with another drop of epoxy.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/fob1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>To replace it, of course, would be hundreds of dollars.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about how to affix the fob to a keychain.  I thought about wrapping it like a jewelry pendant; I even bought three dollars worth of 20 gauge wire on Sunday.  However, my early attempts did not look like this:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/wirewrappedpendant.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>So I thought of other things.  Affixing it to the end of a belt with a leather bezel.  Then I thought: Oh, yeah.  I have lots of plastic needlepoint canvas and yarn.<\/p>\n<p>So I built a little case for it and sewed on part of an old swag lanyard.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/fob2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>It looks a little fru fru if you look at it closely, but I don&#8217;t plan on letting anyone look at my keys closely.<\/p>\n<p>And it was cheaper than a $400 replacement.<\/p>\n<p>And it has no danger of poking holes in my pockets like my amateur attempt at wire wrapping would have.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m a little proud of it.  But like my <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/17\/what-i-made-yesterday\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">record shelving<\/a> (still only partially painted, weeks later), it&#8217;s rudimentary but functional.<\/p>\n<p>Which could be a metaphor for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long time ago, the non-Lexus vehicle stopped unlocking when you put the key into the lock and turned. Apparently, this is not a physical act but an electronic one, whereby a chip in the key tells the door to unlock. So either the key chip or the sensor went on the blink, so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-handicrafts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24809"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24811,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24809\/revisions\/24811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}