{"id":24630,"date":"2019-06-04T06:40:25","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T11:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=24630"},"modified":"2019-06-04T06:40:25","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T11:40:25","slug":"the-long-suffering-beautiful-wife-of-nogglestead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/04\/the-long-suffering-beautiful-wife-of-nogglestead\/","title":{"rendered":"The Long Suffering Beautiful Wife of Nogglestead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we&#8217;re discussing the relative intelligence of our cats at Nogglestead, and I insinuated but then walked back that our largest cat is not very smart.  <\/p>\n<p>At which point, I told my beautiful wife, &#8220;If we had a dumb cat, we&#8217;d name him Shane.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why Shane?&#8221; she asked (for it).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dumb cat Shane, baby.  Dumb cat Shane,&#8221; I responded.<\/p>\n<p>It was the sort of joke that I knew wasn&#8217;t particularly funny, but a couple beats later, I laughed out loud at the sheer <em>Brianness<\/em> of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we&#8217;re discussing the relative intelligence of our cats at Nogglestead, and I insinuated but then walked back that our largest cat is not very smart. At which point, I told my beautiful wife, &#8220;If we had a dumb cat, we&#8217;d name him Shane.&#8221; &#8220;Why Shane?&#8221; she asked (for it). &#8220;Dumb cat Shane, baby. Dumb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24630"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24631,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24630\/revisions\/24631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}