{"id":24623,"date":"2019-06-04T07:11:41","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T12:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=24623"},"modified":"2019-06-01T13:14:23","modified_gmt":"2019-06-01T18:14:23","slug":"riddle-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/06\/04\/riddle-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Riddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How is mowing the lawn at Nogglestead like playing Mario Kart?<\/p>\n<p><em>You have to dodge a lot of turtle shells.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/turtle.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I saw this fellow in the grass from a couple of mower widths over and couldn&#8217;t figure out what it was until I got right up on him and nudged him with the front wheel.  After that, I let him be, and he thought he had his own bug blind in the middle of the yard and was content to hang out there for as long as I could tell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How is mowing the lawn at Nogglestead like playing Mario Kart? You have to dodge a lot of turtle shells. I saw this fellow in the grass from a couple of mower widths over and couldn&#8217;t figure out what it was until I got right up on him and nudged him with the front wheel. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24624,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24623\/revisions\/24624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}