{"id":2459,"date":"2005-07-02T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-02T16:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2459"},"modified":"2018-02-18T05:35:38","modified_gmt":"2018-02-18T11:35:38","slug":"us-imperialists-attack-sovereign-comet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/02\/us-imperialists-attack-sovereign-comet\/","title":{"rendered":"US Imperialists Attack Sovereign Comet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/article\/20050701\/D8B2RAUG1.html\" target=\"_new\">Deep Impact Spacecraft Ready for Mission<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A NASA spacecraft was speedily closing in on its target Friday, a comet scientists hope to smash open this weekend, producing celestial fireworks for the Independence Day weekend.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Finally, we&#8217;re an interplanetary hegemon!  Woo!<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I&#8217;ll have to retool the t-shirt:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/cp\/store.aspx?s=jctshirts.369411\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/hegemony.gif\" alt=\"Visualize World Hegemony\" border=\"0\" width=\"600\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deep Impact Spacecraft Ready for Mission: A NASA spacecraft was speedily closing in on its target Friday, a comet scientists hope to smash open this weekend, producing celestial fireworks for the Independence Day weekend. Finally, we&#8217;re an interplanetary hegemon! Woo! Perhaps I&#8217;ll have to retool the t-shirt:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19577,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions\/19577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}