{"id":24489,"date":"2019-04-27T16:19:42","date_gmt":"2019-04-27T21:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=24489"},"modified":"2019-04-27T16:19:42","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T21:19:42","slug":"my-next-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/27\/my-next-home\/","title":{"rendered":"My Next Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It would be my home in eight weeks if I had the money: A <a href=\"https:\/\/view.paradym.com\/4290820\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">castle outside Clever, Missouri<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/clevercastle.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>5000 square feet on 10 acres, and the shields on the gate already have the letter N on them.<\/p>\n<p>At roughly a million dollars, it might still be on the market by the time I can afford it.  Unfortunately, I&#8217;ll need hyperinflation to get there, but unfortunately, in that event, I wouldn&#8217;t get change from my $200,000,000 bill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It would be my home in eight weeks if I had the money: A castle outside Clever, Missouri: 5000 square feet on 10 acres, and the shields on the gate already have the letter N on them. At roughly a million dollars, it might still be on the market by the time I can afford [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24490,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24489\/revisions\/24490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}