{"id":24449,"date":"2019-04-14T16:33:23","date_gmt":"2019-04-14T21:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=24449"},"modified":"2019-04-14T16:33:23","modified_gmt":"2019-04-14T21:33:23","slug":"carbondale-illinois-police-send-emergency-response-team-to-florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/04\/14\/carbondale-illinois-police-send-emergency-response-team-to-florida\/","title":{"rendered":"Carbondale, Illinois, Police Send Emergency Response Team To Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ozarksfirst.com\/news\/a-rare-emu-like-bird-attacks-and-kills-florida-man-officials-say\/1925332127\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">A rare emu-like bird attacks and kills Florida man, officials say<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A cassowary, a giant bird with long claws on each foot, killed its owner after he fell in the backyard of his Gainesville, Florida, home, officials told CNN.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A cassowary?  A <em>causetoworry<\/em>, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>Forget Florida Man; we need to really worry about Immigrant Floridian Bird.<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, you short term readers&#8211;I have to explain the Carbondale Police Emu thing from 2006, <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/emu-update-the-carbondale-police-have-reloaded\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">look here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rare emu-like bird attacks and kills Florida man, officials say: A cassowary, a giant bird with long claws on each foot, killed its owner after he fell in the backyard of his Gainesville, Florida, home, officials told CNN. A cassowary? A causetoworry, if you know what I mean. Forget Florida Man; we need to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24450,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24449\/revisions\/24450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}