{"id":24378,"date":"2019-03-21T07:50:50","date_gmt":"2019-03-21T12:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=24378"},"modified":"2019-03-21T07:50:50","modified_gmt":"2019-03-21T12:50:50","slug":"the-source-of-that-thing-daddy-always-says-viii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/03\/21\/the-source-of-that-thing-daddy-always-says-viii\/","title":{"rendered":"The Source Of That Thing Daddy Always Says (VIII)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since my children were little, I&#8217;ve tried to instill in them good habits in crossing parking lots.  Keep your head on a swivel, watch for the white lights in the red, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>And whenever I saw a car in motion, I would say, &#8220;Be advised there are fast boomers inbound.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Daddy was misquoting a line from Forrest Gump:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IPPaZU18rUg\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The actual line is &#8220;This is Strongarm.  Be advised your fast <em>movers<\/em> are inbound at this time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well, if they haven&#8217;t learned by now, let them see now that their father is imperfect.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I don&#8217;t want to make you feel old, old man, but <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0109830\/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Forrest Gump<\/a><\/em> is 25 years old now.<\/p>\n<p>In my defense, I probably haven&#8217;t seen it in 20 years, which explains the misquoting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since my children were little, I&#8217;ve tried to instill in them good habits in crossing parking lots. Keep your head on a swivel, watch for the white lights in the red, and so on. And whenever I saw a car in motion, I would say, &#8220;Be advised there are fast boomers inbound.&#8221; Daddy was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daddy-always-says"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24379,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24378\/revisions\/24379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}