{"id":24189,"date":"2019-01-29T05:41:13","date_gmt":"2019-01-29T11:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=24189"},"modified":"2019-01-29T05:41:13","modified_gmt":"2019-01-29T11:41:13","slug":"well-hes-already-played-jesse-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/29\/well-hes-already-played-jesse-stone\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, He&#8217;s Already Played Jesse Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Tom Selleck is doing reverse mortgage ads, which stuns me because apparently I&#8217;m too close to the demographic targeted for reverse mortgage ads when I haven&#8217;t even finished paying my forward mortgage yet.  But as I watched the ad while riding on a stationary bike to prepare for an upcoming triathlon as I try to futile stave off and lie to myself about being close to the demographic targeted for reverse mortgage ads, I thought, <em>Wow, Selleck is looking a lot like Robert B. Parker these days<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/robertbparker.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/tomselleck.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>If they make a movie of Parker&#8217;s life, I think they know who to call.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Tom Selleck is doing reverse mortgage ads, which stuns me because apparently I&#8217;m too close to the demographic targeted for reverse mortgage ads when I haven&#8217;t even finished paying my forward mortgage yet. But as I watched the ad while riding on a stationary bike to prepare for an upcoming triathlon as I try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24189"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24192,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24189\/revisions\/24192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}