{"id":2397,"date":"2005-06-21T00:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-21T00:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2397"},"modified":"2018-06-01T13:20:33","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T18:20:33","slug":"a-pair-of-solitaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/21\/a-pair-of-solitaire\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pair of Solitaire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m glad I am neither a politician nor a celebrity flogging a product.  Regardless of what you think of this blog&#8217;s quality, gentle reader, it vapidousity falls below the common watermark of truly inspired.<\/p>\n<p>For example, Jane Seymour on <a href=\"http:\/\/dailytelegraph.news.com.au\/story.jsp?sectionid=1267&#038;storyid=3311610\" target=\"_new\">filming her first topless scene at 54<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;But I wanted to appeal to this generation. The script was the funniest thing I&#8217;d ever read. I thought the topless scene in particular was the funniest moment in the whole movie. Despite my anxiety I recognised this to be a great role.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Inadvertent condescension to this generation and a skewed sense of humor that finds Owen Wilson tearing the shirt and bra off of Jane Seymour the funniest moment in a movie in which Owen Wilson appears?<\/p>\n<p>Ew.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE:<\/b><\/font> Double ew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m glad I am neither a politician nor a celebrity flogging a product. Regardless of what you think of this blog&#8217;s quality, gentle reader, it vapidousity falls below the common watermark of truly inspired. For example, Jane Seymour on filming her first topless scene at 54: &#8220;But I wanted to appeal to this generation. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2397"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19947,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions\/19947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}