{"id":23922,"date":"2018-11-30T07:15:52","date_gmt":"2018-11-30T13:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=23922"},"modified":"2018-11-30T07:15:52","modified_gmt":"2018-11-30T13:15:52","slug":"so-many-quips-only-one-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/11\/30\/so-many-quips-only-one-spam\/","title":{"rendered":"So Many Quips, Only One Spam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/fast5kloans.jpg\"><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t need you to loan me a 5k; I have enough of my own.<\/li>\n<li>On the other hand, I have created a new category in my financial software specifically for 5ks, and I&#8217;m afraid to see at the end of the year how many hundreds of dollars we will have spent on them.  Perhaps I will need to add another mortgage to my house next year to pay for them.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Reduce debt with a loan&#8221;?  <em>That&#8217;s not how it works<\/em>.  But, perhaps this sort of reasoning works on people who only learned <em>Republicans are evil<\/em> in school.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t need you to loan me a 5k; I have enough of my own. On the other hand, I have created a new category in my financial software specifically for 5ks, and I&#8217;m afraid to see at the end of the year how many hundreds of dollars we will have spent on them. Perhaps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23922"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23924,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23922\/revisions\/23924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}