{"id":23911,"date":"2018-11-27T09:03:46","date_gmt":"2018-11-27T15:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=23911"},"modified":"2018-11-27T09:03:46","modified_gmt":"2018-11-27T15:03:46","slug":"not-that-abruptly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/11\/27\/not-that-abruptly\/","title":{"rendered":"Not THAT Abruptly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sbj.net\/stories\/southwest-airlines-abruptly-grounds-34-planes,61494?\" target=\"_new\">Southwest Airlines abruptly grounds 34 planes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know what can ground planes really abruptly?  <em>Gravity.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I make jokes like this to cover my fear of flying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Southwest Airlines abruptly grounds 34 planes You know what can ground planes really abruptly? Gravity. I make jokes like this to cover my fear of flying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23912,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23911\/revisions\/23912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}