{"id":2374,"date":"2005-06-13T21:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-13T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2374"},"modified":"2018-06-01T14:13:24","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T19:13:24","slug":"debutante-vehicle-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/13\/debutante-vehicle-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Debutante Vehicle Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CNN: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/SHOWBIZ\/TV\/06\/13\/people.hilton.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_new\">Report: Paris Hilton to retire in 2 years<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No word on whether she&#8217;ll choose Michelin, Cordovan, or Pirelli, but we who await every word and deed can hardly contain ourselves in anticipation.<\/p>\n<p>(Link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.professorbainbridge.com\/2005\/06\/huh.html\" target=\"_new\">Professor Bainbridge<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN: Report: Paris Hilton to retire in 2 years. No word on whether she&#8217;ll choose Michelin, Cordovan, or Pirelli, but we who await every word and deed can hardly contain ourselves in anticipation. (Link seen on Professor Bainbridge.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19969,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374\/revisions\/19969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}