{"id":23699,"date":"2018-10-08T10:36:10","date_gmt":"2018-10-08T15:36:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=23699"},"modified":"2018-10-08T10:36:10","modified_gmt":"2018-10-08T15:36:10","slug":"false-dilemma-it-could-be-both","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/08\/false-dilemma-it-could-be-both\/","title":{"rendered":"False Dilemma: It Could Be Both"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So what has made me more agile, years of martial arts training or years of putting away laundry in my children&#8217;s dirty room strewn with clothing, bedding, sleeping bags, toys stacked upon toys, Nerf guns (which the boys take too seriously to lump them in with the toys), a shrieking alarm set purchased from the &#8220;book&#8221; order at school, and quite likely a cat hiding under the debris that will shriek, bolt, and\/or attack if you step on it.<\/p>\n<p>You know what that is like?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KX2_LCUkhDs\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>No, Catherine Zeta Jones, <em>you are not ready<\/em> unless you&#8217;ve trained for things placed haphazardly on dressers raining upon you when you open or close a drawer, including things like a complicated Lego set with 600 pieces that will shatter upon impact upon your skull, scattering additional shrapnel to avoid on the way out of the room.<\/p>\n<p>Although <em>Entrapment<\/em> came out before she became a mother.  Perhaps she learned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what has made me more agile, years of martial arts training or years of putting away laundry in my children&#8217;s dirty room strewn with clothing, bedding, sleeping bags, toys stacked upon toys, Nerf guns (which the boys take too seriously to lump them in with the toys), a shrieking alarm set purchased from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23700,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23699\/revisions\/23700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}