{"id":23536,"date":"2018-08-27T10:33:52","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T15:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=23536"},"modified":"2018-08-27T10:33:52","modified_gmt":"2018-08-27T15:33:52","slug":"wait-for-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/08\/27\/wait-for-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait For It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a new pun I can&#8217;t wait to ad lib.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s calling someone who loves felines a real Catsanova.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, an Internet search indicates that I did not invent the pun.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well, when I blurt it out as though I just made it up, I&#8217;ll assume the person I was speaking to won&#8217;t think immediately to search the Internet to see where I found it, or that it was a pre-meditated drop-in pun.<\/p>\n<p>Where did I get it?  Well, I was listening to Paulina Rubio&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LB2zzIA9VeY\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and then I encountered a cat, which is easy to do at Nogglestead.<\/p>\n<p>So I came by it honestly, through my own synthetic thought, rather than piggybacking off of someone&#8217;s established humor.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I saw it somewhere before.<\/p>\n<p>Being &#8220;quick-witted&#8221; is awfully hard work sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a new pun I can&#8217;t wait to ad lib. It&#8217;s calling someone who loves felines a real Catsanova. Wait, an Internet search indicates that I did not invent the pun. Ah, well, when I blurt it out as though I just made it up, I&#8217;ll assume the person I was speaking to won&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23536"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23537,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23536\/revisions\/23537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}