{"id":2339,"date":"2005-06-04T03:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-04T03:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2339"},"modified":"2018-06-06T10:36:08","modified_gmt":"2018-06-06T15:36:08","slug":"two-things-that-do-not-belong-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/04\/two-things-that-do-not-belong-together\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Things That Do Not Belong Together"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeracor.com\/bsgfx\/exterminate.wav\" target=\"_new\">Dalek&#8217;s voice<\/a> saying &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/michellemalkin.com\/archives\/002637.htm\" target=\"_new\">Ex-fol-i-ate!  Ex-fol-i-ate!<\/a>&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Old school geeks are now cursing me because that&#8217;s going to stick in their heads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Dalek&#8217;s voice saying &quot;Ex-fol-i-ate! Ex-fol-i-ate!&quot; Old school geeks are now cursing me because that&#8217;s going to stick in their heads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20028,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2339\/revisions\/20028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}