{"id":2292,"date":"2005-05-24T02:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T02:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2292"},"modified":"2017-09-24T17:46:58","modified_gmt":"2017-09-24T22:46:58","slug":"star-wars-episode-iii-vi-a-weird-hope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/24\/star-wars-episode-iii-vi-a-weird-hope\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars Episode III.VI: A Weird Hope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>C&#8217;mon, baby, it was your idea to see the Revenge of the Sith movie.  Can&#8217;t you just this once put on the latex tentacle wig and plead, &#8220;Sith Lord, spare me!  I will do anything!&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon, baby, it was your idea to see the Revenge of the Sith movie. Can&#8217;t you just this once put on the latex tentacle wig and plead, &#8220;Sith Lord, spare me! I will do anything!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16961,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2292\/revisions\/16961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}