{"id":229,"date":"2003-08-26T02:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T02:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=229"},"modified":"2018-08-02T16:43:19","modified_gmt":"2018-08-02T21:43:19","slug":"229","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/26\/229\/","title":{"rendered":"He Only Goes to the Gym Slightly Less Than Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bob Rybarcyzk is finding that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/lifestyle\/Columnists.nsf\/Suburban+Fringe\/F6CA6EE1534D902B86256D7F00488D0C?OpenDocument&#038;Headline=Eating+healthy%3A+Tough+when+you're+a+glutton\" target=\"new\">being a glutton<\/a> is kinda bad for the physique.<\/p>\n<p>My advice?  Work in some <b><font color=\"red\">wrath<\/font><\/b>, <b>vanity<\/b> and <b>lust<\/b> as part of the full exercise regimen.<\/p>\n<p>Or accidentally use the gym attached to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/lifestyle\/Columnists.nsf\/Suburban+Fringe\/33B8A2611FEBC5B686256D6400706D13?opendocument&#038;Headline=The+great+white+nerd+gets+a+tan\" target=\"new\">tanning facility<\/a> you use.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob Rybarcyzk is finding that being a glutton is kinda bad for the physique. My advice? Work in some wrath, vanity and lust as part of the full exercise regimen. Or accidentally use the gym attached to the tanning facility you use.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21504,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions\/21504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}