{"id":22001,"date":"2018-08-05T14:48:53","date_gmt":"2018-08-05T19:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=22001"},"modified":"2022-10-25T16:17:29","modified_gmt":"2022-10-25T21:17:29","slug":"explaining-a-facebook-status","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/08\/05\/explaining-a-facebook-status\/","title":{"rendered":"Explaining a Facebook Status"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Facebook, I said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m not saying I got a little sun yesterday, but I am ready to infiltrate Helium to deliver a confidential message to Dejah Thoris from the Jeddara of Nogglestead.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Originally, I was going to say <em>the Jeddak of Nogglestead<\/em>, but thought the better of it because I did not want the beautiful Jeddara of Nogglestead to ask exactly what were the contents of that confidential message to the Princess of Mars, nor did I want to explain the joke to a wrathful John Carter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Facebook, I said: I&#8217;m not saying I got a little sun yesterday, but I am ready to infiltrate Helium to deliver a confidential message to Dejah Thoris from the Jeddara of Nogglestead. Originally, I was going to say the Jeddak of Nogglestead, but thought the better of it because I did not want the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30446,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22001\/revisions\/30446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}