{"id":2157,"date":"2005-04-15T17:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-15T17:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2157"},"modified":"2018-06-30T08:35:23","modified_gmt":"2018-06-30T13:35:23","slug":"2157","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/15\/2157\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer of the Bird Attacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here in Missouri, we&#8217;re not blessed with sharks, so the media needs to latch onto slightly more, um, mundane trends to carry it through the summer.<\/p>\n<p>The <i>St. Louis Post-Dispatch<\/i> has seized upon just such a pattern of natural disaster with its second story in two days about marauding birds.  Today&#8217;s entry: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/stcharles\/story\/510B84474A13BA3C86256FE4001621A1?OpenDocument\" target=\"_new\">Boy feels the effect of goose nesting season<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Five-year-old Chase Standefer wanted to get a fishing lesson but instead got schooled about another type of wildlife. <\/p>\n<p>As he set foot on tiny Jolie Isle in Lake Saint Louis on Sunday afternoon with his stepfather, Robert Price, a nesting goose attacked the boy, causing a small but deep gash on his scalp. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I cannot wait for the in-depth local television news investigating if the birds around your house will attack you.<\/p>\n<p>(First story about bird attacks <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/14\/2152\/\" target=\"_new\">here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here in Missouri, we&#8217;re not blessed with sharks, so the media needs to latch onto slightly more, um, mundane trends to carry it through the summer. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch has seized upon just such a pattern of natural disaster with its second story in two days about marauding birds. Today&#8217;s entry: Boy feels the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2157"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20292,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions\/20292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}