{"id":2152,"date":"2005-04-14T13:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-14T13:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2152"},"modified":"2017-12-21T16:58:11","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T22:58:11","slug":"2152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/14\/2152\/","title":{"rendered":"Make Yourself a Punchline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s lesson in how to make yourself a punchline in one lawsuit or fewer: &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/metroeast\/story\/13347D188E035AD486256FE3001775FB?OpenDocument\" target=\"_new\">Woman sues store, claims she was attacked by bird<\/a>&quot;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Centreville woman claimed in a suit filed Wednesday in Madison County Circuit Court that a bird attacked and seriously injured her while she was shopping at a hardware store in Alton.<\/p>\n<p>Rhonda Nichols, 40, alleges in the suit that a bird flew into the back of her head while she was at the outside gardening area of the Lowe&#8217;s Home Center, 1619 Homer Adams Parkway.<\/p>\n<p>Nichols is seeking damages against the store in excess of $50,000.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s lesson in how to make yourself a punchline in one lawsuit or fewer: &quot;Woman sues store, claims she was attacked by bird&quot;: A Centreville woman claimed in a suit filed Wednesday in Madison County Circuit Court that a bird attacked and seriously injured her while she was shopping at a hardware store in Alton. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18915,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2152\/revisions\/18915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}