{"id":2145,"date":"2005-04-12T15:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T15:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2145"},"modified":"2018-07-02T12:22:42","modified_gmt":"2018-07-02T17:22:42","slug":"2145","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/12\/2145\/","title":{"rendered":"Ding, Dong, Ditch, and Do Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kids arrested in Port Washington, Wisconsin, for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/news\/metro\/apr05\/317499.asp\" target=\"_new\">Ding Dong Ditch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So make sure you&#8217;re always on the stoop after you ring the bell, or they&#8217;ll get you for Attempted Ding Dong Ditch or Conspiracy to Commit Ding Dong Ditch.  And if that&#8217;s not enough, they&#8217;ll make subsidiary charges like Wearing Sneakers During Commission of Ding Dong Ditch.<\/p>\n<p>Because everything changed on 9\/11.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I am done now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kids arrested in Port Washington, Wisconsin, for Ding Dong Ditch. So make sure you&#8217;re always on the stoop after you ring the bell, or they&#8217;ll get you for Attempted Ding Dong Ditch or Conspiracy to Commit Ding Dong Ditch. And if that&#8217;s not enough, they&#8217;ll make subsidiary charges like Wearing Sneakers During Commission of Ding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20310,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions\/20310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}