{"id":2137,"date":"2005-04-06T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T21:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2137"},"modified":"2018-07-03T09:27:23","modified_gmt":"2018-07-03T14:27:23","slug":"2137","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/06\/2137\/","title":{"rendered":"Heather&#8217;s Wish List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Heather has a birthday coming up this summer.  Want to know what <i>not<\/i> to get her?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;category=26197&#038;item=7503759494&#038;rd=1&#038;ssPageName=WDVW\" target=\"_new\">Approximately 730 bales of styrofoam<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you if she unwraps that gift with your name on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heather has a birthday coming up this summer. Want to know what not to get her? Approximately 730 bales of styrofoam. Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you if she unwraps that gift with your name on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20322,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions\/20322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}