{"id":2123,"date":"2005-04-02T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T17:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2123"},"modified":"2018-07-03T09:51:44","modified_gmt":"2018-07-03T14:51:44","slug":"2123","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/02\/2123\/","title":{"rendered":"I Won&#8217;t Win The Lottery, Either"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/news\/intl\/apr05\/314819.asp\" target=\"_new\">New pope will hail from cardinals<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So that puts those of us who are not Catholic and advanced members of the clergy out of the running.  I was hoping to be a Cinderella story myself, a dark horse candidate who would bring a sort of everyman&#8217;s perspective to the papacy.  Ah, well, at least I can console myself with my acelibacy.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s more frightening; that reporters need to write entire eighth-grade-report style stories on succession in the Catholic church, or the idea that some people impacted by this knowledge might not have it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New pope will hail from cardinals So that puts those of us who are not Catholic and advanced members of the clergy out of the running. I was hoping to be a Cinderella story myself, a dark horse candidate who would bring a sort of everyman&#8217;s perspective to the papacy. Ah, well, at least I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20341,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions\/20341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}