{"id":209,"date":"2003-08-20T02:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-20T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=209"},"modified":"2018-08-03T09:01:37","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T14:01:37","slug":"209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/20\/209\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hope They Appreciate It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I sat in one of the <i>Signature Medieval Interrogation Collection<\/i> devices at Gold&#8217;s Gym, I was heartened to learn that the intense burning sensation I was feeling was in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deeptissue.com\/learn\/hip\/tfl.htm\" target=\"new\">tensor fasciae latae<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Cripes, I better hear at least one woman tell me I have sexy tensor fasciae latae.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I sat in one of the Signature Medieval Interrogation Collection devices at Gold&#8217;s Gym, I was heartened to learn that the intense burning sensation I was feeling was in my tensor fasciae latae. Cripes, I better hear at least one woman tell me I have sexy tensor fasciae latae.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21548,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/21548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}