{"id":20722,"date":"2018-07-28T15:08:27","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T20:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=20722"},"modified":"2018-07-28T15:08:27","modified_gmt":"2018-07-28T20:08:27","slug":"hashtag-countryliving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/28\/hashtag-countryliving\/","title":{"rendered":"Hashtag: CountryLiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My boys just placed a small grocery bag containing the mostly decomposed remains of a small animal on my desk in hopes that I could identify it for them.  They had disifected it by spraying it liberally with Lysol and apparently washing it before putting it, wet and very clean-smelling, into the bag.  The youngest had sandwich bags on his hands and reached into the bag to get the remains out so I could have a better look at them before I demurred in a tone of voice that was not very demure at all.<\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what it was except an occasion to talk to my children about the sanitary handling of dead animals.  That is to say: Don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>This will not appear in a forthcoming post in the topic of <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/category\/five-things-on-my-desk\/\" target=\"_new\">Five Things On My Desk<\/a>, I assure you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My boys just placed a small grocery bag containing the mostly decomposed remains of a small animal on my desk in hopes that I could identify it for them. They had disifected it by spraying it liberally with Lysol and apparently washing it before putting it, wet and very clean-smelling, into the bag. The youngest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20722"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20724,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20722\/revisions\/20724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}