{"id":2060,"date":"2005-03-17T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-17T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2060"},"modified":"2018-07-06T07:35:30","modified_gmt":"2018-07-06T12:35:30","slug":"2060","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/17\/2060\/","title":{"rendered":"Warranty Violation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine my horror this morning when I discovered that I opened my new toothbrush <i>from the wrong end<\/i>:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/openthisend.jpg\" alt=\"Wrong end opened\" width=\"600\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Jeez, I should have read all instructions carefully.  By removing the toothbrush from the box handle first, I&#8217;ve not only violated the warranty, which means that if this toothbrush fails to clean my teeth effectively, I cannot return it to the manufacturer for repair, but also that I have actually diminished the effectiveness of the toothbrush whose toothcleaning power was actually activated by the upward motion of the toothbrush head through the OPEN THIS END side.<\/p>\n<p>Not to mention this very blog entry will be used as evidence against me at the next hearing, making it harder for me to acquire and receive a license for toothbrushes in the future.<\/p>\n<p>What a sucky way to start my day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine my horror this morning when I discovered that I opened my new toothbrush from the wrong end: Jeez, I should have read all instructions carefully. By removing the toothbrush from the box handle first, I&#8217;ve not only violated the warranty, which means that if this toothbrush fails to clean my teeth effectively, I cannot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2060"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20425,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2060\/revisions\/20425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}