{"id":206,"date":"2003-08-19T00:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-19T00:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=206"},"modified":"2018-08-03T09:04:16","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T14:04:16","slug":"206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/19\/206\/","title":{"rendered":"Addresses on Emergency Notification Forms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I started a new job today, and as part of the mound of <strike>personnel<\/strike> Human Resources department paperwork, I had to fill out an Emergency Notification Form.  Just in case something were to happen to me while I am at work.  Such as a developer finally snaps under the nihilistic blizzard of defects I am logging and staps me with a black Bic right through the spot where the bones of the skull have knit together.  And then, once he or she realizes that ramming a writing instrument into my &#8220;brain&#8221; has not harmed me, stabs me through the neck.<\/p>\n<p>I tried envisioning the emergency scenario wherein the <b><i>address<\/i><\/b> of my emergency contact would become relevant&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;Simpson!  Something has happened to Noggle!  Send out the <i>Died in His Cubicle<\/i> postcard, and try to get his next of kin to schedule removal sometime this week.  Oh, and turn up the air conditioning.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started a new job today, and as part of the mound of personnel Human Resources department paperwork, I had to fill out an Emergency Notification Form. Just in case something were to happen to me while I am at work. Such as a developer finally snaps under the nihilistic blizzard of defects I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21553,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/21553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}