{"id":2034,"date":"2005-03-08T16:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-08T16:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2034"},"modified":"2018-07-09T14:19:16","modified_gmt":"2018-07-09T19:19:16","slug":"2034","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/08\/2034\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmmm.  Fuzzy Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.savetoby.com\/\" target=\"_new\">Save Toby<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<ul><i>Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don\u2019t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he had no chance to live from his injuries, but miraculously, he recovered. I have since spent several months nursing him to health. Toby is a fighter, that\u2019s for sure.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, on June 30th, 2005, Toby will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Toby to a butcher to have him slaughter this cute bunny. I will then prepare Toby for a midsummer feast. I have several recipes under consideration, which can be seen, with some pretty graphic images, under the recipe section.<\/i><\/ul>\n<p>As a poor young man in Milwaukee in the middle 1970s, I ate a lot of rabbit.  My father had a string of traps in the city parks and sometimes shot rabbits right out of his car.  We ate so much rabbit my father called it &#8220;Fuzzy Chicken.&#8221;  Say what you will, but we never went too hungry when my father was between jobs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Save Toby. Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet. Unfortunately, he will DIE on June 30th, 2005 if you don\u2019t help. I rescued him several months ago. I found him under my porch, soaking wet, injured from what appeared to be an attack from an alley cat. I took him in, thinking he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2034"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20467,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034\/revisions\/20467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}