{"id":202,"date":"2003-08-13T02:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T02:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=202"},"modified":"2018-08-03T09:07:34","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T14:07:34","slug":"202","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/13\/202\/","title":{"rendered":"Battle of the Voices:  Tara Reid Versus Joey Lauren Adams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fhm.com\" target=\"new\"><i>Barron&#8217;s<\/i><\/a> asserts that the <strike>cover girl<\/strike> mutual fund <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Name?Reid,+Tara\" target=\"new\">Tara Reid<\/a> has a sexy voice.  I performed a bit of <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0283111\" target=\"new\">due dilligence<\/a> so that I could properly compare her voice to another luminary of the field: <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Name?Adams,+Joey+Lauren\" target=\"new\">Joey Lauren Adams<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Both have a whisper quality to them, which conveys an immediate intimacy.  You have to pay attention (of course, it helps that both Tara and Joey rate highly on the <code>*.that<\/code> scale) to their words.<\/p>\n<p>However, in head-to-head (or larynx-to-larynx) competition, Joey&#8217;s voice is a little smokier, a little huskier, a little more babada-babada-boom (sorry to borrow your expression, <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Name?D%27Angelo,+Beverly\" target=\"new\">Mrs. Griswold<\/a>, but understand you are not up for consideration tonight).  <b>Advantage: Joey Lauren Adams!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, though, both women have chosen to use their powers for good (acting) and not evil (telemarketing).  If they had chosen the dark path, undoubtedly they could have wreaked havoc.  Undoubtedly, men&#8217;s households would have more Time-Life Books and the back windows of their vehicles would have more law enforcement association stickers on them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s Barron&#8217;s asserts that the cover girl mutual fund Tara Reid has a sexy voice. I performed a bit of due dilligence so that I could properly compare her voice to another luminary of the field: Joey Lauren Adams. Both have a whisper quality to them, which conveys an immediate intimacy. You have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21561,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions\/21561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}