{"id":19900,"date":"2018-05-31T22:00:41","date_gmt":"2018-06-01T03:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19900"},"modified":"2018-05-31T22:00:41","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T03:00:41","slug":"how-could-she-hold-her-hand-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/31\/how-could-she-hold-her-hand-up\/","title":{"rendered":"How Could She Hold Her Hand Up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/methring.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>A 100 pound meth ring?<\/p>\n<p>Sweet Christmas, when I wed, I gave my beautiful wife a much smaller ring.  I paid more because the diamond had but a few very small inclusions.<\/p>\n<p>But her ring is only a couple of ounces.<\/p>\n<p>I must try harder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 100 pound meth ring? Sweet Christmas, when I wed, I gave my beautiful wife a much smaller ring. I paid more because the diamond had but a few very small inclusions. But her ring is only a couple of ounces. I must try harder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19900"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19902,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19900\/revisions\/19902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}