{"id":19840,"date":"2018-05-15T07:16:21","date_gmt":"2018-05-15T12:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19840"},"modified":"2018-05-15T07:18:45","modified_gmt":"2018-05-15T12:18:45","slug":"brian-j-stays-at-the-classiest-joints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/15\/brian-j-stays-at-the-classiest-joints\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J. Stays At The Classiest Joints"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is this the place where you stay when you go to the Wisconsin Dells, Brian J.?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/story\/news\/local\/wisconsin\/2018\/05\/14\/wisconsin-dells-water-park-melee-erupts-over-chair-dispute\/608944002\/\" target=\"_new\">Wisconsin Dells water park melee erupts after chair taken from group&#8217;s table<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A brawl that broke out at a Wisconsin Dells area water park on Mother&#8217;s Day with people throwing chairs, garbage cans and food started when someone took a chair from another group&#8217;s table.<\/p>\n<p>The melee at Mount Olympus Water and Theme Park was captured on cellphones and video of the mayhem over something so minor was posted on social media.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, yes, it is.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always maintained that I always live on the bad side of town because it automatically becomes the bad side of town when I move in.  Well, I&#8217;ve always said that about my brother, but it probably holds true for me, too.<\/p>\n<p>(Link via <a href=\"http:\/\/knuckledraggin.com\/2018\/05\/damn-white-folks-too\/\" target=\"_new\">Knuckledraggin<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is this the place where you stay when you go to the Wisconsin Dells, Brian J.? Wisconsin Dells water park melee erupts after chair taken from group&#8217;s table: A brawl that broke out at a Wisconsin Dells area water park on Mother&#8217;s Day with people throwing chairs, garbage cans and food started when someone took [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-wisconsin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19840"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19844,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19840\/revisions\/19844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}