{"id":19769,"date":"2018-04-22T12:40:39","date_gmt":"2018-04-22T17:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19769"},"modified":"2018-06-01T08:23:26","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T13:23:26","slug":"not-me-but-dont-think-i-havent-thought-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/22\/not-me-but-dont-think-i-havent-thought-of-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Me, But Don’t Think I Haven’t Thought Of It"},"content":{"rendered":"

Self-storage units surge in Milwaukee because ‘people don\u2019t like to get rid of stuff’<\/a><\/p>\n

As you might know, gentle reader, I like to retain things as artifacts of my youth as I’m a few decades ahead of my peers in not having many friends or family with whom I can reminisce. So I have bunches of things from my dead family members on mantels and shelves and in boxes in my closets. I also collect a lot of things, from comic books to old computers, that take up space in our store room. I don’t like to let things go.<\/p>\n

But strangely enough, the only time I’ve considered renting storage space is to clear space in my garage, where we have boxes of children’s or my beautiful wife’s books, some kitchen stuff not in frequent (that is, once in a decade) use, and some craft gear that I’m not actively using, and some furniture that I’ve been meaning to refinish for the last twenty years (what, you say–have I really moved these articles four times? Yes.<\/em>). If I put them in a storage unit, I can make room in the garage for me to actually do<\/em> things in it.<\/p>\n

But so far, no. I’m afraid of what would happen were I to get one storage unit. I fear it would be like putting the first item in the bag at a book sale’s bag day.<\/p>\n

So I’ll just have to resign myself to the remedy that we’ve used over the years: buy a bigger house<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Self-storage units surge in Milwaukee because ‘people don\u2019t like to get rid of stuff’ As you might know, gentle reader, I like to retain things as artifacts of my youth as I’m a few decades ahead of my peers in not having many friends or family with whom I can reminisce. So I have bunches […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19769"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19770,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19769\/revisions\/19770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}