{"id":19733,"date":"2018-04-12T09:58:53","date_gmt":"2018-04-12T14:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19733"},"modified":"2018-04-12T09:58:53","modified_gmt":"2018-04-12T14:58:53","slug":"brian-j-s-interior-monologue-at-the-gym-as-read-dramatically-by-professional-actors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/04\/12\/brian-j-s-interior-monologue-at-the-gym-as-read-dramatically-by-professional-actors\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J.&#8217;s Interior Monologue At The Gym, As Read Dramatically By Professional Actors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty much, it&#8217;s this for an hour or so:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j6dXmsR4_VQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll continue getting to old for it until I&#8217;m too dead for it.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if the exercise will lengthen my life at all, but it will sure make blocs of it more painful.<\/p>\n<p>In another note, I was at my martial arts class, complaining about my creaky hinges (elbows) which might have a slight strain and might prevent me from doing any upper body work for a couple of weeks (returning to upper body work after a couple weeks off is what caused the achy), and I referred to this moment from <em>Lethal Weapon 4<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/foUwtBRXY4I\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;m only&#8230;.<\/em>  (distressed arithmetic&#8230;.carry the one to the decades column&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>I came to exercise and athleticism late in life, and I often feeling like I&#8217;m bumping into a ceiling.<\/p>\n<p>But maybe it&#8217;s only a drop ceiling, and I can break through it to do some chin ups on the plumbing and girders I expose.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just kidding.  I can&#8217;t do chin ups.<\/p>\n<p>But I would totally rock the elementary school Presidential Fitness Medal test now.<\/p>\n<p>At least the girl&#8217;s test, maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty much, it&#8217;s this for an hour or so: I guess I&#8217;ll continue getting to old for it until I&#8217;m too dead for it. I don&#8217;t know if the exercise will lengthen my life at all, but it will sure make blocs of it more painful. In another note, I was at my martial arts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19733"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19736,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19733\/revisions\/19736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}