{"id":19697,"date":"2018-03-31T07:02:59","date_gmt":"2018-03-31T12:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19697"},"modified":"2018-03-31T07:02:59","modified_gmt":"2018-03-31T12:02:59","slug":"poetry-tip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/03\/31\/poetry-tip\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetry Tip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Be very, very careful when rhyming <em>ermine<\/em> and <em>vermin<\/em> in the sonnet to your lady love.<\/p>\n<p>Because few people actually know what they mean, and she might think you&#8217;re a nerd.<\/p>\n<p>Take it from me; I wrote <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0983212341\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0983212341&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkId=5587cb89c624c5de419ae00500178d64\">the book<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;l=am2&#038;o=1&#038;a=0983212341\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> on sonnets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be very, very careful when rhyming ermine and vermin in the sonnet to your lady love. Because few people actually know what they mean, and she might think you&#8217;re a nerd. Take it from me; I wrote the book on sonnets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19697"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19698,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19697\/revisions\/19698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}