{"id":19645,"date":"2018-03-11T16:24:46","date_gmt":"2018-03-11T21:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19645"},"modified":"2019-08-25T04:13:06","modified_gmt":"2019-08-25T09:13:06","slug":"meanwhile-in-the-doll-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/03\/11\/meanwhile-in-the-doll-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile, In The Doll House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here at Nogglestead, we&#8217;re looking for some replacement ceiling fixtures for our kitchen, and I&#8217;m reluctantly browsing Amazon for possibles.<\/p>\n<p>I say &#8220;reluctantly&#8221; because I&#8217;d rather touch the items and look over the boxes before buying, but when we hit the local big box hardware store this weekend, we found a couple of possible units, but our kitchen currently has six lights, and we&#8217;d like to replace them one for one.  But Lowes only stocked three or four of each light type, and we were hoping to get this done soon.  So I&#8217;m browsing Amazon.<\/p>\n<p>Which is proving that you have to be very, very careful in reading all the mangled English.  At least in the keyword-choked item names.<\/p>\n<p>Like this one:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/meanwhileinthedollhouse.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Clearly, someone learned Peter Jackson&#8217;s perspective tricks from filming <em>The Lord of the Rings<\/em> or someone is just photoshopping things in.  Because that is the biggest 3.5 inch light I&#8217;ve ever seen, or the smallest bedroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here at Nogglestead, we&#8217;re looking for some replacement ceiling fixtures for our kitchen, and I&#8217;m reluctantly browsing Amazon for possibles. I say &#8220;reluctantly&#8221; because I&#8217;d rather touch the items and look over the boxes before buying, but when we hit the local big box hardware store this weekend, we found a couple of possible units, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19645"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24968,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19645\/revisions\/24968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}