{"id":19530,"date":"2018-02-15T17:08:39","date_gmt":"2018-02-15T23:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19530"},"modified":"2018-02-15T17:08:39","modified_gmt":"2018-02-15T23:08:39","slug":"i-buy-my-swords-and-trucks-thank-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/02\/15\/i-buy-my-swords-and-trucks-thank-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I Buy My Swords And Trucks, Thank You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So many people across Springfield saw this story and thought of me: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ozarksfirst.com\/news\/man-steals-truck-swords-then-flees-police\/973654529\" target=\"_new\">Man Steals Truck, Swords then Flees Police<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police in Springfield are looking for a man who stole from items from Vintage Stock, including display swords.<\/p>\n<p>Store employees say the swords are not made to be weapons, but could potentially be used as such.<\/p>\n<p>Police say prior to the theft at Vintage Stock, the suspect stole a Dale&#8217;s Roofing truck, which hit a Pontiac Grand Am at the intersection of Glenstone and Barataria as he fled the Vintage Stock store.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To be clear, I&#8217;ve bought all the bladed weapons I own except for the halberd, which was a very nice gift from a D&#038;D friend who asked me what I wanted for Christmas, and I said, &#8220;A halberd.&#8221;  Because polearms don&#8217;t get enough attention in role-playing games and film, if you ask me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So many people across Springfield saw this story and thought of me: Man Steals Truck, Swords then Flees Police: Police in Springfield are looking for a man who stole from items from Vintage Stock, including display swords. Store employees say the swords are not made to be weapons, but could potentially be used as such. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19530"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19531,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19530\/revisions\/19531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}