{"id":19379,"date":"2018-02-02T15:03:49","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T21:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=19379"},"modified":"2018-02-02T12:06:51","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T18:06:51","slug":"heres-a-little-joke-i-wrote-you-might-want-to-find-me-and-garrote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2018\/02\/02\/heres-a-little-joke-i-wrote-you-might-want-to-find-me-and-garrote\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s a Little Joke I Wrote\/You Might Want To Find Me And Garrote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s a survivalist&#8217;s favorite candy?<br \/>\n<em>Preppermint.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I think I wrote that myself, but I&#8217;m afraid to search the Internet because someone else has probably done it first.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, apparently a quick search indicates <em>I did.<\/em>  Woo!  First!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s a survivalist&#8217;s favorite candy? Preppermint. I think I wrote that myself, but I&#8217;m afraid to search the Internet because someone else has probably done it first. Wait, apparently a quick search indicates I did. Woo! First!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19380,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19379\/revisions\/19380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}