{"id":188,"date":"2003-08-09T05:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-09T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2018-08-03T09:21:42","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T14:21:42","slug":"188","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/09\/188\/","title":{"rendered":"The Resume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was my last day at my current job, and the end of a personal era.  Let me explain.<\/p>\n<p>I entered the work force in 1990 when I moved from a forsaken Marcellus (that is, not a town, not a village, not even a <i><a href=\"http:\/\/the-tech.mit.edu\/Shakespeare\/hamlet\/full.html\" target=\"new\">Hamlet<\/a><\/i>, but rather a minor character therein) to Milwaukee to attend the prestigious (to those in Milwaukee) Marquette University.  I worked my way through college since I screwed off my way through scholarships (quickly), so I held that first job for the four years it took me to complete Writing Intensive English (WINE&#8211;who could ask for a better degree?) and Social Philosophy degrees.<\/p>\n<p>After that, though, I graduated with degrees that &#8220;prepare you for anything&#8221; but give you little in terms of an actual job path.  As such, I held a number of positions, many in retail and many part time overlapping with other positions.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve often told stories of my varied resume for the amusement of my co-workers.  However, the allusions to my resume can fail to capture the nature and breadth of the job bouncing I&#8217;ve done, so I provide the following accounting for their reckoning and your amusement:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\">\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"3\" face=\"arial\"><b>Company<\/b><\/td>\n<td><font size=\"3\" face=\"arial\"><b>Title<\/b><\/td>\n<td><font size=\"3\" face=\"arial\"><b>Duration<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Gold&#8217;s\/Sheridan&#8217;s Shop Rite<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Bagger\/Checker\/Produce Clerk<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">47 months<b><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Blue Horseshoe Productions<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Telemarketing Fund Raiser<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">1 months<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Price Chopper<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Utility Clerk<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">3 months<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">National Systems, Inc.<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Marketing Research Assistant<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">1 months<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Better Business World<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Guy Friday\/Computer Assembler<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">3 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Artmart<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Shipping\/Receiving Clerk<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">8 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Sappington Farmers Market<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Produce Clerk<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">15 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\"><i>The Paint Dealer<\/i><\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Assistant Editor<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">4 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Drug Package, Inc.<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Class II Web Printing Press Operator<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">24 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">TALX Corporation<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Documentation Specialist<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">8 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Data Research Associates, Inc.<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Technical Writer\/Automated Tester<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">21 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">MetaMatrix, Incorporated<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Technical Writer<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">35 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Tripos, Incorporated<\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">Quality Assurance Engineer I<\/td>\n<td align=\"right\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"arial\">?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a lot of job bouncing, undoubtedly, but a lot of it took place in the early part of my &#8220;career,&#8221; when an extra fifty cents an hour meant a ten percent pay raise.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, within my employment history, jobs have been fluid, plentiful, and easily changed.  In today&#8217;s economy, it&#8217;s important to keep this in mind.  I&#8217;ve never felt that a single job&#8217;s going to provide for my retirement (nor will a single government system like Socialism Security).  I&#8217;ve also been comfortable moving forward as well as backward or side-to-side to find something new, and I&#8217;ve worked at crummy jobs enough to realize that you can always find something if you&#8217;re willing to be honest and to work earnestly.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a big step, though, leaving a place I&#8217;ve worked for almost <i>three years<\/i>.  Don&#8217;t laugh; these have been three important, formative years in my life.  They represent years 2-4 in my marriage and 1-3 in home ownership.  I wrote my best novel manuscript yet, <i>John Donnelly&#8217;s Gold<\/i>, while at this last job.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m moving on, and as I reflect on my job history, several things clarify:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ll <i>always<\/i> need to attach an extra sheet as necessary when filling out those foolish job applications for advanced positions which demand your complete job history from the time you were a &#8220;sonographic model.&#8221;\n<li>Every job is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scn.org\/~jonny\/genx.html\" target=\"new\">McJob<\/a> now, no matter what its rank or salary.\n<li>My latest novel manuscript, <i>John Donnelly&#8217;s Gold<\/i>, has not yet made me independently wealthy to the point wherein I can sleep until ten o&#8217;clock, putter until two o&#8217;clock, nap until four o&#8217;clock, and write about the fictional human condition until one or two in the morning.\n<li>The position into which I am going is my <i>thirteenth<\/i> job, and I should resign now before the dire consequences occur.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was my last day at my current job, and the end of a personal era. 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