{"id":18705,"date":"2017-12-18T08:38:41","date_gmt":"2017-12-18T14:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=18705"},"modified":"2017-12-17T14:42:46","modified_gmt":"2017-12-17T20:42:46","slug":"we-misdeliver-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/18\/we-misdeliver-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"We Misdeliver For You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It happens from time to time: The rural mail carrier puts an item from the next stop down the line in our box.  Sometimes we get something from the next farm road over that somehow got caught in a machine or stuck to one of our pieces of mail in processing.<\/p>\n<p>But never like this.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/lockwoodmail.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Lockwood, Missouri, is fifty miles from here.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, that got misfiled quite a bit upstream from our local post office.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/QcWIoWEU9vCIE\" width=\"480\" height=\"423\" frameBorder=\"0\" class=\"giphy-embed\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/high-quality-punch-giffer-QcWIoWEU9vCIE\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It happens from time to time: The rural mail carrier puts an item from the next stop down the line in our box. Sometimes we get something from the next farm road over that somehow got caught in a machine or stuck to one of our pieces of mail in processing. But never like this. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18706,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18705\/revisions\/18706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}