{"id":187,"date":"2003-08-09T04:18:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-09T04:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=187"},"modified":"2018-08-03T09:22:10","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T14:22:10","slug":"187","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/08\/09\/187\/","title":{"rendered":"What Drink Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/Stingraycer9\/quizzes\/What%20Drink%20Are%20You%3F\/\" target=\"new\">Here&#8217;s<\/a> a quiz for you.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I am a:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"4\">\n<tr>\n<td><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/S\/Stingraycer9\/1059436407_turesBlack.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Smooth and dark, you are potent and bitchy yet seductive and irresistible\"><br \/>Congratulations! You&#8217;re a black velvet!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/Stingraycer9\/quizzes\/What%20Drink%20Are%20You%3F\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">What Drink Are You?<\/font><\/a><br \/> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><br \/>\n<\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Smooth and dark, you are potent and bitchy yet seductive and irresistible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Smooth, check.  Dark, check.  Potent, check.  Bitchy?  I prefer <i>demanding<\/i> or <i>standards-based<\/i>, but check.  Seductive and irresistable?  You have to ask <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweaving.blogspot.com\" target=\"new\">someone else<\/a> who can be objectively seduced.<\/p>\n<p>(Link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suburbanblight.net\/archives\/000786.html\" target=\"new\">Suburban Blight<\/a>, whose author finds all the coolest quizzes.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a quiz for you. Personally, I am a: Congratulations! You&#8217;re a black velvet! What Drink Are You? brought to you by Quizilla &#8220;Smooth and dark, you are potent and bitchy yet seductive and irresistible.&#8221; Smooth, check. Dark, check. Potent, check. Bitchy? I prefer demanding or standards-based, but check. Seductive and irresistable? You have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-libations","category-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21590,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions\/21590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}