{"id":18455,"date":"2017-12-13T15:52:15","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T21:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=18455"},"modified":"2017-12-13T15:52:15","modified_gmt":"2017-12-13T21:52:15","slug":"a-photoshop-that-fans-of-eric-carle-and-john-godey-will-appreciate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/12\/13\/a-photoshop-that-fans-of-eric-carle-and-john-godey-will-appreciate\/","title":{"rendered":"A Photoshop That Fans Of Eric Carle and John Godey Will Appreciate"},"content":{"rendered":"

Soon to be a major motion picture:<\/p>\n

The Taking of Pelham 123 To The Zoo<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Come on, it’s a mash-up of 1, 2, 3, to the Zoo<\/a><\/em>, a children’s book by Eric Carle, and John Godey’s gritty thriller The Taking of Pelham 123<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Of course, I probably didn’t have to explain that to you, gentle reader. Certainly you are well-read, or at least used to my obscure sense of humor by now.<\/p>\n

When it’s time to leave somewhere, I still say to my children, “1, 2, 3, to the zoo.” But they’ve started to doubt our destination is actually the zoo in these instances.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Soon to be a major motion picture: The Taking of Pelham 123 To The Zoo Come on, it’s a mash-up of 1, 2, 3, to the Zoo, a children’s book by Eric Carle, and John Godey’s gritty thriller The Taking of Pelham 123. Of course, I probably didn’t have to explain that to you, gentle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18455"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18458,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18455\/revisions\/18458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}